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Alabama Water Balloon

The act of shoving a garden hose up your anus and filling yourself with water like a water balloon.
The kids ran out of water balloons, so Uncle Turtle performed the Alabama Water Balloon so they could still have fun.
by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025
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alabama bobber

Getting road head from your cousin on the way back from church in your daddy’s pickup truck
Let’s see how many Alabama bobbers we can spot on the way to have brunch at the sizzler
by Progreemer January 26, 2024
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Alabama Hot Swap

Yo me an Brendin did an Alabama Hot Swap last night
by anonymous April 1, 2023
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Alabama hot pocket

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!
by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019
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Alabama toad bumper

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.
Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.
by Quackrock March 2, 2025
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Alabama blowjobber

The act where a man inserts a pocket pussy into the tailpipe of a truck and fucks it while a friend hits the accelerator pedal.
Johnny's girlfriend wouldn't sleep with him so he asked me to help him preform an Alabama Blowjobber.
by Truck fucker April 15, 2020
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Alabama twerking

The act of twerking but just not doing it the way it should be done. Although it can look sexy as hell in return it can be mistaken for humping a goldfish. This act is also known as the Nathan Fisher..
I seen this homeless guy by the exit ramp doing the Alabama twerking for cigarettes.
by Twerkinggoldfish October 28, 2023
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