a wet offensive is when a person, usual male puts up a front of kindness in order to get in a females pants. once he has accomplished his mission he then treats the female like shit and makes her usual cry.
DUDE did you see Wagz at the party? Yeah man he was putting up a great wet offensive to that girl! Hes gettin some tonight! peacock!
by ericthehurdler May 16, 2010
The act of waking up, being hungover and talking to other people after a party not realising that your fellow partygoers have imparted their own personal liquid DNA somewhere on your person... this is usually obvious to everyone but yourself.
Cho: Greened out and had to go out to spew. Meeting <dongname> at back of tent after monkeys see you there
Reilly: Man I'm glad I made him a wet cough this morning
Reilly: Man I'm glad I made him a wet cough this morning
by mrgilly August 14, 2007
Word Tense: adjective
Definition: 1) a phrase to describe a person who allows themself to be physically or mentally abused, 2) self-destructive personality trait.
Origins: multiple source mishearing of "she likes to get beat a little bit."
Definition: 1) a phrase to describe a person who allows themself to be physically or mentally abused, 2) self-destructive personality trait.
Origins: multiple source mishearing of "she likes to get beat a little bit."
by Al dawg November 05, 2013
by Sexy Serginhos January 15, 2008
To wet pear a partner is to dip your balls in a cup of piss and then dip it into your partners mouth.
by Corey Weaver March 30, 2008
while having sex, the act in which the man reaches under his sac, scooping a sample of his own sweat, and wiping it across the woman's upper lip.
by Diggler September 20, 2003
DaMN HoMie WHaT u DoiN ToNiGHT? WeLL aFTeR iM DoNe sMoKiN THis BLuNT iM GoiN To Da WiFeYs HouSe To GeT SoMe WeT.
by KreDiTZ January 31, 2007