by God12231234 March 15, 2024
The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad
1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?
by Retro sukist December 25, 2022
The act of jerking off or masturbating while talking to a lovely voice over a prostitution hotline. This may be done only while the phone is on speaker for maximum pleasure.
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 13, 2017
Yo... just saw a walkin jerk on queen west bruv! Intense look he had in his eye I felt for his dick!
by Uncle Sam’s Kitchen April 15, 2019
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)girl( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 08, 2018
“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk
I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.
by briandavisbouttanut October 21, 2017