(krok-uh-doosh) -noun
Person wearing Crocs sandals and has an unnatural ability to offend everyone in their vicinity. Socks, popped collar and armband are optional and add to the level of douchebaggery.
Person wearing Crocs sandals and has an unnatural ability to offend everyone in their vicinity. Socks, popped collar and armband are optional and add to the level of douchebaggery.
by abbycat0 June 19, 2009
Get the croca-douchemug. 1)derivation of douche bag reserved for the frat kid 2)frat kid as a duragatory term for typical college student 3)an asshole who is also stupid
created by Superion, recorded by Jon Rainer
created by Superion, recorded by Jon Rainer
"Yo man I was so wasted last night that I sprayed hair spray on my balls and lit it on fire, I'm as crazy as Bam,I could have a show. Tau Delt fo' LIFE!"
"No, you're a bungle douche."
"No, you're a bungle douche."
by Jon X Rainer April 25, 2005
Get the bungle douchemug. A term for someone who commits heinous acts of douche-baggery. Basically, a huge douche-bag.
What's worse than a girl that douches? A girl that leaves a puddle of used douche solution on the floor...Douche Puddle.
What's worse than a girl that douches? A girl that leaves a puddle of used douche solution on the floor...Douche Puddle.
Jim: Man, Trey got two different girls pregnant last night...
Charles: What a douche puddle...
Jim: Yeah, rampantly douche.
Charles: What a douche puddle...
Jim: Yeah, rampantly douche.
by bri0n January 15, 2008
Get the douche puddlemug. One that does the jive. Thin and green, which a bolt in his head...yet still manages to win the hearts of four lovely ladies.
Franken-douche is awesome
by CHEB302 March 8, 2009
Get the franken-douchemug. Same as a Radar except picks up the doucheness in a human being. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards.
Ron: Aye hit this gilbey's vodka up cuddie.
Dylan: Na, my mom will smell it on me when i come home tomorrow.
Logan: I think im picking some one up on my douche-dar. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan.
Jack: Stuey ass Dylan.
Dylan: Na, my mom will smell it on me when i come home tomorrow.
Logan: I think im picking some one up on my douche-dar. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan.
Jack: Stuey ass Dylan.
by Ron Legit June 24, 2008
Get the douche-darmug. a person who is douche-esque; mean and tyrannical,spongy and assholic, like a Nazi, ergo, a douche Nazi
Clark: Hey Goldstein, my grandpa died in WWII
Billy: Really...I'm sorry man.
Clark: Yeah, he fell off the watch tower!
Billy: You're such a douche Nazi Clark...
Billy: Really...I'm sorry man.
Clark: Yeah, he fell off the watch tower!
Billy: You're such a douche Nazi Clark...
by meatcube October 21, 2008
Get the Douche Nazimug. the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.
oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn't help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn't own my ass
by Bean6969 March 13, 2008
Get the douche duffelmug.