Take the piece of pizza

To chill out/calm down

Jon: Damn IRS sending me a fucking audit!

Bill: Duuuude, just take the piece of pizza dude

Jon: Stfu

by Mocoholi November 11, 2010

licorice Pizza

A licorice Pizza is a person's arse hole

I dont mind licking the licorice pizza as long as I dont dig my tongue right into the sphinkter

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004

clinical pizza oven

cremation "retort" or 'oven'

looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!

went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!

john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!

by michael foolsley September 21, 2011

bulk pizza eating

When someone quits the office, and the staff throws a pizza party for everyone in their honor. However, you have to pay $5 for crappy greasy cheese pizza, and everyone grabs as much pizza as quick as possible in order to make it worth their $5.

Andrew: "Sarah, are you going to pay $5 for that pizza lunch today? Gross. I'm just really not in the mood for bulk pizza eating"

by SarahHeels1 December 15, 2008

free pizza jesus

When they hold a prayer event at your school and they give free pizza if you sit through it.

Person 1.) Aw man I have to deal with the free pizza jesus people today!
Person 2.) Well at least we get some quality pizza.
Person 1.) But they are so fucking annoying!

by Free Pizza JESUS CHRIST ADASDA March 22, 2017

pepperoni pizza with cheese

when the establishment wishes to find malicious intent for something with absolutely no meaning

"it's literally just pepperoni pizza with cheese, no meaning at all"

by arandompersonnothingspecialher April 29, 2019

Pizza Crotch

(noun)- when the area around the crotch is shaped like a triangle; the crotch region resembles a pizza.

Hey Steed, did you see Miranda's pizza crotch?

Pizza crotch is the new camel toe.

by Maggee September 3, 2006