you swan, he frog

a Chinese phrase whose full version is "you pretty, he ugly. you swan, he frog." The phrase is used to comfort a girl who broke up with her boyfriend. The phrase is originally expressed as "she swan, you frog", which is formally translated as "the toad on the ground wants to eat the swan in the sky", referring to a man's impratical ideal of dating or marring a woman. "Swan" is usually considered as a metaphor for beautiful women, while "frog" is an informal substitution for toad, which is usually considered as a metaphor for ugly men. The phrase is usually used ironicly to critize one's dream of falling in a romantic relationship with others.

"I broke up with my bf!"
-"Come on! you swan, he frog."
"I want to marry Zhou huimin!"
-"You idoit. she swan, you frog."

by lyccccc June 17, 2025

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why wont you adopt me

The phrase that comes before "Because Your BLACK!"

Why wont you adopt me?!? BECAUSE YOUR BLACK

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You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

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You

I could do this everyday ❤️❤️❤️
My heart is so full of YOU!!!
Maybe it is my birthday 🥳 ❤️
I am okay having two😁

Let’s make it a lot more…
You know you I adore❤️❤️❤️
Nothing will change that…
Not even those stray cats😘

I love you always…
A post you should today see…
Sending you all the love from me…

by a dream and 💔 June 23, 2024

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