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Schrodinger's shit

The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.

Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.
by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022
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Shit Show

“What’s for lunch today?”
“Sewage”

“What?”
“A complete shit show happened when the sewage pipe burst in lunch today!”
by Bleb ;))) December 12, 2019
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shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S February 15, 2012
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Shit pasting

The act of using fecal matter as a glue like substance for crafting.
Grandma jane and I were Shit pasting a nice new bird house for the yard yesterday when i visited.
by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020
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Hero Shit

Proving your worth to the gods.
Hey, it's time to go do some hero shit.
by Intifan January 2, 2021
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shit-ton

Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.
The shit-ton of graphene aerogel was substantially easier to move than the shit ton of osmium.
by Shawn85206 December 30, 2016
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That shit kicks

The phrase can be used to describe something that is really good or really bad
"Did you hear that frank's Altima does the quarter mile in 50 seconds."
"Yeah I heard that shit kicks"
by wienerman5000 December 7, 2021
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