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Fucked My Own Ass

1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"

2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"

3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
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Fuck nut cum disaster

A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.
Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.

You: Aw.
by sa.l.t March 24, 2019
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FBT fuck boy trash

A male slut. Sleeps around, fucks anything with a pulse, poses to get laid yet is generally emotionally unavailable with toxic tendencies (gaslighting, prides himself in his sexual conquests and idealizes hook up culture because it serves his selfish, self serving, low purposes. Generally dishonest by being selectively honest. Untrustworthy and Miserly n cheap with everything: time emotions effort money) that’s a fuck boy trash FBT he belongs in the trash!
Sploosh Ahmed is a FBT fuck boy trash
Oh no! You hooked up w him? He’s a FBT (fuck boy trash)
This tinder profile screams FBT
Dump him, he seems like a typical FBT
by Kuukuu September 8, 2020
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Fuck de er dårlige!

Når Nicolas, bedere kendt som NicoTrickz, konstanterer at det modsatte hold i en CS:GO kamp, spiller bedere end ham selv selv og hans eget hold.
*Det andet hold smoker et site godt af for derefter at indtage det uden problemer og dræbe Nicotrickz i processen*
Nictrickz svarer dertil: "Amen altså... Fuck de er dårlige!.. De er seriøst elendige.. Fucking tabere man."
by Bechsgaard November 6, 2020
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shut the fuck up Isabell

when your friend Isabell won't shut the fuck up about Chicago the musical and her valentines card commission
by Peanutpotplant January 24, 2018
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Fuck around and find out

Past tense version: Fucked around and found out.

1. When a person or people do or are going to do something idiotic or dangerous that will lead undoubtedly to consequences.

2. A threat. When someone is warning another that if they do a certain thing (e.g. Punching the person) they will attack them physically.
1. Rachel decided to poke a sleeping bear with a stick, the bear woke up and mauled her. She fucked around and found out.

2. Jake and Barry are arguing with each other, Barry readies his fist as if going to punch Jake. Jake looks him in the eyes and says "You want to Fuck around and find out?"
Barry punches Jake, Jake proceeds to beat up Barry.
by BitchLikeIcareYipYip January 4, 2023
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holy fuck scott the woz

is that a MOTHER FUCKING SCOTT THE WOZ REFERENCE?!
holy shit it's scott the woz
HEY ALL! SCOTT HERE
A father with his daughter and son walk up to what seems to be a man put in a glass cage with the title "Scott The Woz" as it's nametag. And surprisingly, it is. Surprised, the father says; "Holy fuck scott the woz", while having a completely neutral expression marked on his face.
by OIivers January 26, 2022
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