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Grab dick month

The whole month of desember you are alowed to grab annonse dick
Yoyo bruh
Be careful Its grab dick month bro
by Nibba111 October 24, 2019
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Dick

you have a big dick.
by adadkjf;aslkdfj March 25, 2023
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Dick Punt

Essentially if you dont want a long term relationship with a girl so you give her the worst dick ever. As a result she doesnt text you back and you can go about your lives.
I gave this girl the dick, but I dick punted and moved on, and so did she.
by Sal1212 October 28, 2019
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Shaky Dick

The first time a dick sees a pussy pussy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature ejaculation premature ejaculation.
Girl: "Are you ready?"
*Girl spreads her legs*
Boy: "OH FUCK YE.... Shit!"
Black guy climbing in from window: "Shit boy. He's got a serious Shaky Dick
by Jack D Chicken December 6, 2015
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Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.
Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”
by Totallynotjordi November 12, 2020
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Crypt Dick

When your penis is very cold.
"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"
by Squishit June 29, 2018
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Dick rider

A woman who always takes the man's side in an argument to win his affection
Girl: this creepy dude keeps calling me
Girl#2: well you probably led him on
Girl: you're a dick rider
by Taishiro toyomitsu July 7, 2024
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