best fucking band ever means that the band in question clearly kicks ass (reffer to 'kick ass' definition if you dont understand)
by mahlsy89 October 27, 2006
Get the best fucking band ever! mug.1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.
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John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!
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John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?
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Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!
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John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?
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Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!
by prosci8 September 7, 2009
Get the Jesus Blistering Fist Fuck mug.when, while hunting, you kill a particularly fine looking bird and decide to engage in intercourse with it, this is called a bird-fuck bird-cunt if and only if the birds cunt is stretched and torn when you are done.
by Jimmy "the vagoo" Johnson March 31, 2010
Get the bird-fuck bird-cunt mug.To penetrate a women in their anus - an unpolite way of telling someone to have strong relationships with another human being.
by fifu92336 May 26, 2015
Get the fuck her right in the ass mug.When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.
I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!
by potwo84 January 25, 2011
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Get the shit bitch fuck cunt mug.1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"
2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"
3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"
3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"
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