Dished my chips

To intentionally lose as poker, giving your chips to your brother in-law, friend or conspirator.

Got too drunk at poker, so I dished my chips to my brother inlaw.

by Dirtypoker August 4, 2016

skittle my diddle

When a girl wants you to fuck her really really good

She said skittle my diddle to him and was sad when she got caught by her boyfriend

by XxxWeapon November 15, 2018

my pollybhas dysentary

A submission by a drunk grandma trying to guess what is being said by the poorly drawn pirate on the TV screen during a game of Civic Doodle.

"My pollybhas dysentary?!" Hahahahahahaaaaahaaaaa wheeze wheeze wheeze ha ha.

by opinionemitter October 2, 2018

Chillin with my balls out

a term used to describe a form of chill-age that is beyond regular chilling. Usually conducted after working long work hours or conducted on your first day of free time in a while, or generally any moment in time when you just chill to the ultimate maximum after something straining.

-friend "Hey man are you going to be able to make it to the birth of my child?"

-me "Nah man maybe later, im chillin with my balls out tonight"

by SomeKoolDood December 11, 2022

fuck my tin hat

A term of exasperation, when shocked at a situation.

Ive just seen how Karl has dealt with that job! Fuck my tin hat he's a lazy twat.

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

My little barbie dream car

My little barbie dream car is something you call someone who's precious to you.

"Oh! My little barbie dream car! Did you sleep well last night?"
"My barbie dream car, i miss you<3"

by miiok February 23, 2023

sugar puff my ass

SUGAR PUFF MY ASS - General referring to applying granulated sugar, flavored cool aid, tang, the contents of a candy straw or Stevia if you are a health nut, to a foxy ladies willing derriere and anal orifice with a straw before you dive in and eat it like you have been stranded and starving on a remote island for months.

Can also refer to applying a generous amount of cocaine (mixed with sweetner) to the inside of a partners anal orifice before dining in, / when used in combination with sugar or other sweetner. (similar to Gack Blowing)

"The practice of filling a drinking straw with Cocaine, inserting one end into a willing anus and then blowing the cocaine into the Ass." - only used in combination with a sweetner to produce both a longer lasting high and great tasting ass!

I am really looking forward to sugar puffing that fine ass fox's ass and then eating it like a plate of shrimp, steak and lobster !
I washed my ass for you, please sugar puff my ass and then eat it daddy!

by MegaGiver May 28, 2018