you cant preach if you cant teach

If you don’t have knowledge on something you can’t go teaching it to others because you’re not walking the walk.

“ you cant preach if you cant teach David”

by Georgiewinter October 14, 2025

fuck you

It's like, "i hate you." "screw you. " "curse you."

Fuck you, Adam!

by the132guy March 24, 2024

lemonade that kills you

a super-caffeinated “charged” lemonade from Panera that may be responsible for several deaths

I’m at Panera drinking the lemonade that kills you.

by asamota December 11, 2023

you got the best hand

You doing better than me!

Your life is pretty good now.

I'd like to be I. Your shoes.

How are you doing? Man you got the best hand!

If I had your hand, I'd throw mine in!

by Onin2 October 29, 2020

"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!

Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.

by captain138dc November 26, 2023

We'll Kill You

ALREADY DYING BITCH! AND I LOVE IT! DYING IS MY FAVORITE! AND I WILL DRAG YOUR KIDS TO HELL WITH ME! AND THEN I WILL GET OUT AND LEAVE THEM THERE! BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU DID IT ME!

Hym "We'Ll KiLl YoU! DeRrRrRrRr!"

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.

Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…

by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022