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Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries
Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.
by lws0925 August 11, 2019
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shit

shit means ur either a piece a shit or ur taking a fucking shit
girl: do u see that boy a over there
other girl: yeh i heard he is a little shit
by Local_LivingShit February 19, 2022
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Shit with that thing

When a girl has a big, fat ass.
Damn, Becky can shit with that thing. Her ass is huge.
by optimalbuzz December 12, 2018
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Shit Head

a Person usually female that's so attractive and cant stand the fact the world isnt constantly begging at their feet making them the subject of countless bullying even by their friends but their so hot she proceeds to violently fuck her mental abusers untill she squeeze the life out their balls
"Did you do the deed"
"Nah that shit head was so dirty he had a blue waffle"
by INtotheFloddAgain April 20, 2024
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Chicken shit

The kind of person who has to have a 6 year old or somebody who either doesn't know or hardly knows the other person to talk the shit they want to talk to somebody when the other person is around.
The mouthy girl/guy would have her mother, someone else's kids, or a stranger to the other person talk shit to them, unless it was something the chicken shit wanted them to read on the internet about themself.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020
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Shit

Something that you get from Taco Bell usually really gay and has aids
by Papa69420 December 8, 2018
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Bull Shit

When someone says something that is do dumb or just so unbelievable that it is equivalant of the waste product of a bull.
"That's bull shit, what do you think im retarted?"

" This is bull shit, noones going to believe that"

" Do you think im going to believe this bull shit"
by Infinite Digits December 17, 2017
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