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Shit-Cricket

It’s a person who doesn’t speak up when they have the chance to make a change, but then complains about the outcome after the fact.
Mom #1 : I hate the new soccer coach, he is awful.
Mom # 2: Well, you had the chance to speak up at a school board meeting. You are the definition of a Shit-Cricket
by Macon P. March 4, 2023
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Put that shit on

PTSO, Can mean either;
1. Very good or well themed outfit
2. Ability to attract women, purely with rizz
1. “Yo you’re fit goes crazy, you fr put that shit on
2. “Watch me put this shit on with that girl over there
by Money Grab July 4, 2023
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3Am shit

3Am is the hour of writers, painters, poets, musicians, silence seekers. Overthinkers and creative people. We often come up whit straight up shit ideas but since nobody’s awake, nobody can stop us...
Amanda: when did you come up with this weird theory of the earth being upside down?

Me: ah it’s just some 3Am shit

Damon: omg when did you you cover your car in stickers?
Me: ah it’s just 3Am shit
by Josiedafuq July 23, 2019
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Shit in the cooler

Joe got caught cheating on the wife
Yes he really shit in the cooler
by Bubba Gump Dan October 5, 2019
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gotta shit

When you have no choice but to let you're uncontrolled stool escape you're bowels.

At any cost.
Maddawg "Fuck, I gotta shit"
Nancy the clean"but my clean floors..."
Maddawg "stomps in his steel caps"
by Cherryheals4u November 2, 2020
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Eat shit and die

Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
by Balfi December 11, 2019
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Dog Shit

-Someone or something that is not up to expectations

-Can be used to describe someone of such beauty
JACE WRIGHT IS A DOG SHIT

Sadie Griffith is a dog shit love
by Truestgirl August 4, 2019
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