Couldn’t find you!

When you wake up from sleep & your loved one is not there! You search for them and cannot find them.

I became sad when I couldn’t find you!

by TheBlueLeo April 20, 2019

i love you more :) biatch

no for flip sake i love u more, zach dont think ur such a simp for me because i love you a bit to much and would die for u

"i love u more" no, i love you more :) biatch

by zachs bæ June 24, 2021

fuck you bitch

fuck you

Person 1: I banged your girlfriend
Person 2: fuck you bitch

by what_happen_to_docdisrespect12 February 3, 2022

Thank You

A phrase used to avoid saying “I love you”. Often used when you are in a 2008 show where the characters are not confirmed as homosexuals despite their obvious romantic feelings for each other.

Arthur: “Thank You”

Everyone else: “He was supposed to say ‘I love you’, did you see him mouth it?”

by anonymous December 20, 2022

Sometimes you got to live in the woods

It’s when life can throw some hard punches at you and you have to learn how to evade, get back up, and evolve in order to survive the next threat that comes into your life.

John: Dude I lost my job last month and it made my life a living hell and that’s what made me become an entrepreneur.

Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods”

John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it

by Coboricua March 7, 2021

unbless you

when you want to un-bless someone after they sneeze and are blessed by someone else

A:"Achoo!"
B:"Bless you!"
C:"..Unbless you.."

by boobooalleyne March 13, 2024

You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018