Shit and shower

Taking a shit while showering at the same time. To prevent from being cold while taking a shit. (Swedish)

Jag körde en Shit and Shower i morse för att vakna till liv.

I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.

by CreatorOfShitAndShower June 27, 2017

Aw shit

What kind of shit did you get yourself into this time

Aw shit that sucks

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 October 14, 2018

Oh shit text

When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.

Matt: damn...

Mark: what?

Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...

Mark: what'd it say?

Matt: You don't want to know...

by santy5666 July 20, 2010

Shit the Bag

When a person dies with a colostomy bag ; the natural body reaction occurs of waste elimination.

Years after the colostomy operation, complications led to her death and she just shit the bag.

by quickyshell August 10, 2018

King of the shit hill

Someone who sees themself as the leader of a group or area without any sort of legitimacy.
They also hold their desired position in high regard, without realising how shitty the position and its associated assets really are.

Excuse me, but do you know who you are talking to? I am in charge here and I won't have you undermining me.
You're the King of the shit hill. You are worth less than a break dancer with polio or a socially autistic ant. In short, fuck you.

by A Brick February 11, 2017

Shit

A acronym for Spicy Hot Irritated Toothpick. Its used to making everyone know that there is a toothpick in your ass

Friend: Are you fine?
Me: Yea, I just shit

by FlamingoIsDoingCocain July 1, 2020

shit punched

Taking a shit so big that it feels like you've been punch it the brown eye when it comes out!

I may have been shit punched but at least I'm no longer constipated !

by Allegedly1 December 18, 2014