All roads lead to you

When you try so hard to get rid of someone, but you always end up going back to them.

Person 1: "Why did you get back with me? Why not someone else?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I tried to get rid of you, but it seems like all roads lead to you."

by cruevhs February 16, 2024

I hate you

Word that you say to your parents to express your gratitude for them

“I hate you, mum and dad!”

“Thank you, son/daughter/other! Now let’s go to the orphanage!”

by Taperoid March 29, 2024

medicine you digest so well lately

A negative social habit one has recently acquired

Mom: Lester stop interrupting, it's rude.

Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.

Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.

by Sexydimma May 20, 2017

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023

National Hug you pet day

Hug you pet and if you don’t have a pet get one!

National hug you pet day is a day to hug your pet

by Kittyhehehe December 7, 2019

Fuck You John

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John

John just nutted in my mouth. Fuck You John.

by TronityCat September 10, 2025

do you knoe da wae

a dead meme made for normies fags

normie boy: "do you knoe da wae"
meme artist: "niggy is you normie?"

by i noob ur mom January 23, 2018