Peter Pan of Fuck Boys

A middle aged fuck boy; a fuck boy who never grew up.

"he's my bosses son, he has a playboy life style even though hes a grown ass man in his 30's"
"Damn, thats the worst. Hes the peter pan of fuck boys"

by poolgirl19 April 26, 2019

Lemme get a fucking uhhhh...

The sentence everyone mutters when they're drunk. Typically takes place in a food chain. This sentence is said when it is our turn to order and can't decide on what to get.

Mcdonalds Employee: Hi what can I get for you?
Me (drunk): Yeah, Lemme get a fucking uhhhh...

by Skippy boi October 11, 2019

Fuck n Tell Skank

A woman who sleeps with with someone of some celebrity renown, threatens to go public unless she is paid off & then goes public anyway, acquiring a victim's halo in the process. A passive/aggressive form of sexual abuse.

I wish I didn't waste so much time paying attention to these Fuck n Tell Skanks.

by FurtherDiscretionNeeded May 18, 2018

Shitt Fuck Titty Licker

"Shitt Fuck Titty Licker" is an expression used to signify a sense of disappointment or regret over an action.

"Loses in a game of League of Legends"- Shitt Fuck Titty Licker.

by JRT-Moosh April 17, 2018

You've Been Fuck You'd

When you unplug/turn off something and make it look like it isn't working and someone else rages and destroys the object, and it was just unplugged

"I unplugged it"
"YOU'VE BEEN FUCK YOU'D"

- Angry grandpa

by anonymous March 1, 2020

National Fuck Mitch Day

May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.

Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day

Wait I’m Mitch

Go f***yourself Mitch

It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!

by Skaterboi1748 May 12, 2020

Daddy Fucked My Cat

I need fucking therapy.

Daddy fucked my pussy, bitch.

Johnny: Hey, I’m daddy now.
Step sis: alright, what are you doing stepbro?
Johnny: Daddy is gonna fuck you in the cat.

Two hours later
Step sis: Daddy fucked my cat!

by Yeetthebigtoe June 12, 2020