Bread or yoghurt

The most sickening savgsness you could ever say to your sister

Bread or yoghurt?

by Thunderclap1 June 11, 2018

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

The Devil's Yoga

The simple act of sexual intercourse.

Maybe next time you should think about using protection before doing the Devil's yoga.

by Big Poopie August 28, 2018

verouderen als yoghurt

Iemand die door de jaren heen alleen maar meer geschift wordt, veroudert als yoghurt.

Kanye West en Charlie Sheen verouderen als yoghurt

by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

Daddy's yoghurt

Very creamy cum

"She suffocated to death because daddy's yoghurt was too thick."

Person 1: I gave her some of daddy's yoghurt.
Person 2: Did she die?
Person 1: Yeah.

by SoulButter April 9, 2020