A Unit Head is a person who will never stop being talking about their job. They will put their job over their friends and are selfish about it. Unit heads are usually losers, and think this minuscule amount of power makes them cool. They try to convince themselves that their job is cool and fun, while it actually sucks. Once a Unit Head, you can’t go back.
Marcus: Bro you coming to the hang tonight?
Martin: Nah, I got a unit head party.
Marcus: You are such a fucking loser.
Martin: Nah, I got a unit head party.
Marcus: You are such a fucking loser.
by BrainChange July 31, 2024
Get the Unit Headmug. Slang term for a female who appears normal and even attractive yet can't function properly in society due to brainwashing by the left, gender studies classes, or prudish beliefs otherwise attained.
by Kettlebell 78 June 13, 2018
Get the Non Functional Display Unitmug. Form of misgendering people that takes 3 people to initiate. This is usually used in the context of transphobia, thus if the dark unit is used against a cis individual it becomes a light unit.
Two assholes just used a dog as the third member to initiate a dark unit on me. I didn't even know you could do that. I'm so pissed rn.
by Kirahen04 December 11, 2024
Get the dark unitmug. A unit head is a position at summer camps reserved for weirdos. Unit Heads are mostly losers, who only ever talk about the job. They will never not talk about the job, and leave all their friends behind. Once a unit head, you become no fun, a suck up, and brainwashed. Unit heads like the kids more than their friends
diego: hey man, you coming to the party later?
martin: nah i’m hanging with the other unit heads!
diego: you’re such a loser
martin: nah i’m hanging with the other unit heads!
diego: you’re such a loser
by BrainChange July 18, 2024
Get the Unit Headmug. I, How, We, As The People, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over Ten United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars
I, How, We, As The People, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over Ten United States Of America Ferrerra Dollars
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Get the I, How, We, As The People, Got Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Got In Trouble By His Children Over Ten United States Of America Ferrerra Dollarsmug. 
stoner #1: "hey whatdoya wanna smoke outof?"
stoner #2 "lets smoke outta KURTS UNIT!!"
Stoner #3: "im hungry"
Stoner #4: "and then i was playin poker with this racoon....and he totally asked me where the creme filling was."
Stoner #1: "i want what you be smokin'...::cough**giggle**COUGH::
stoner #2 "lets smoke outta KURTS UNIT!!"
Stoner #3: "im hungry"
Stoner #4: "and then i was playin poker with this racoon....and he totally asked me where the creme filling was."
Stoner #1: "i want what you be smokin'...::cough**giggle**COUGH::
by Frenchy a.k.a. "Mary" September 18, 2008
Get the kurts unitmug.