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U-lock Justice

The preferred method of vandalizing a car by a Bike Nazi or other irresponsible or self-righteous cyclist. Because few police agencies wield power over cyclists and they can quickly disappear, the vandal frequently gets away with his crime.

U-lock Justice is the Bike Nazi term for it. Vandalism is the most common term used by normal people, including drivers, auto passengers, pedestrians, police and insurance agencies.

U-lock Justice is often dished out to drivers that the Bike Nazi feels is deserving, though many times it is applied to drivers who simply do not notice a cyclist because they're not riding safely or legally.
Yesterday a Bike Nazi cut me off and I honked my horn. He turned around and whacked my car with a metal bicycle lock, denting my fender. The body shop repairman said I was a victim of U-lock Justice.
by ihavespoe October 30, 2010
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F u b a r

Acronym for F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition.
Your mom's face is F u b a r after blowing her face off.
by Special Edward January 9, 2008
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r u bein Cereal!?!

''r u bein cereal!?! ''...asking somebody if they are being serious..if you are slightly cretinous..like me
''i just got a haircut''
'' r u bein Cereal!?! ''
''no''
by jackimo07 December 16, 2008
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Are u shitting my nable

Frase used when something insane happens
I cant believe Jessica died! Are u shitting my nable!?
by lobemobey November 2, 2021
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u just got spooked

by SpookyDoot October 31, 2018
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why r u gae

funny question in an interview and its funny because funny
johny: why r u gae
bob: because funny
by largesssssssssssssss March 28, 2022
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I fuck wit u

by Centralsee June 23, 2022
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