Toilet is basically a thing you can pray for it. When you can’t do anything, just simply sit on the toilet and start thinking. After a couple minutes, you’ll instantly get the answer, and in the same time, your poop fell in the toilet too!
Note: Do not kick the toilet. People say you’ll get 7 years of bad luck if you break a mirror, but if you break a toilet, you’ll need to not poop for 7 years!
Note: Do not kick the toilet. People say you’ll get 7 years of bad luck if you break a mirror, but if you break a toilet, you’ll need to not poop for 7 years!
by Flyluo January 26, 2021
Get the Toiletmug. To rail your second cousin on a toilet while screaming "Skibidi in my asshole daddy!"
I can't withstand that rizz excreting from your ohio beast of a cock.
I can't withstand that rizz excreting from your ohio beast of a cock.
Guy: "Get on the Skibidi Toilet bbg!"
Second Cousin (Woman): "Ok deary!"
Guy: "You can't forget to skibidi in my asshole!"
Second Cousin (Woman): "Ok deary!"
Guy: "You can't forget to skibidi in my asshole!"
by SkibidiDonkeyMan May 27, 2024
Get the Get on the Skibidi Toiletmug. by bagmaster_t February 21, 2010
Get the Plunging Toiletmug. Someone who eats food in the toilets at school or in a public setting. Normally earring in a cubicle, next to a used toilet.
by Bitchplease1212 April 18, 2019
Get the Toilet Munchermug. skbidi toilet is so fucking good on god bro and if any if you say no to this i well fucking kill you
by titan tv man December 28, 2023
Get the skbidi toilet is the bestmug. A toilet glizzy is a glizzy (aka Hot Dog), that has been left near a toilet, either intentionally or unintentionally. Regardless of how the glizzy ended up near a toilet, one should never consume said glizzy.
Person 1: "I was taking a shit at a truck stop and there was a gotdamn toilet glizzy on the toilet paper dispenser"
Person 2: "You eat it bro?"
Person 2: "You eat it bro?"
by iSHIDDEDandFARDED March 27, 2024
Get the Toilet Glizzymug. by madog7864 & gameluver November 20, 2019
Get the Toiletmug.