Grandmas pie

The saggyest most disgusting vetran vagina that has seen the cum of a thousand days

Every day after school grandmas would be serving grandmas pie to the neighbors

by Jordan December 12, 2003

blumpkin pie

Receiving a blow job whilst shitting in someones mouth

Last night I hade a blumpkin pie

by schlong18 November 29, 2013

Pubie Pie

A delicious treat. This refers to a female persons nether-region when said area is still adorned with a full bush.

Depending on the owner of the pie, to refer to one could be a blessing or a curse.

(random younger male) mmmm... got me a sweet piece of publie pie on the hood o' that car last night. Damn near the only thing I could find on that beast.

by Tard November 8, 2004

pie-in-london

a pie made or travelling to london, frequently on trains or buses for obscure reasons. Usually a snack for people with glasses.

Look at that pie-in-london! Someone must have deserted it. Maybe I wont eat it, it doesnt look nice

by plack_uk May 13, 2005

Natty pie

Inadequate or below the standards of Jonesy; not satisfactory for use by anyone but those who are "natty pie" themselves.

That car is natty pie.

by Jonesy the Magnificent August 30, 2006

clown pie

Josh Bend (bedn) created this word to compensate for erotic dysfunction. Destroyed many worlds before finally coming to rest at Newgrounds.com and settling as user "DirtySyko."

Yo DS, you'z gonna give-a clown pie to deh BazzMann?
U'z teh r0x!

by Late Night With Conan O'Brien February 21, 2005

Pie Hole

A woman's mouth when talking and needs to shut it up. "Shut your pie hole" because a vagina is shaped like a slice of pie.

"Shut your pie hole, bitch."

by fionnfee July 25, 2016