Is a sigma male. Has below average cock. Hits 500 pumps per minute. Is absolutely shit at a lot of things. Attracted to animals.
by SiggmaGuy76 December 7, 2021
Get the Jordan Goncemug. a heavenly being, the most beautiful person to ever walk the earth. a caring, loving, kind, and beautiful person. and also an amazing boyfriend. <3
jordan is so adorable.
by burntpickles January 15, 2023
Get the jordanmug. She's a Very Badass Girl. She doesn't open up to people like that. A very Sexy Body Curves Or No Curves still hot as shit.
Pretty Voice. Loyal,kind,Smart,Goofy ASF . She Cares About Her Fam And Friends So if You Fuckin Wit Dem You Fuckin Wit Her. She LOVES I MEAN LOVESSS Anime It Her Fav.She is Sassy At Times Too.She's Like Megan Thee Stallion Twin.
Pretty Voice. Loyal,kind,Smart,Goofy ASF . She Cares About Her Fam And Friends So if You Fuckin Wit Dem You Fuckin Wit Her. She LOVES I MEAN LOVESSS Anime It Her Fav.She is Sassy At Times Too.She's Like Megan Thee Stallion Twin.
by YourLocalAnimeBaddie098 November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. EMinem's Long lost son. Loves rapping infront of his mirror. He owns a pair of gold encrusted, customized grillz. Dabs to rap.
by Reagan and Caleb August 19, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. The biggest cock I have ever seen it is the most amazing thing to ride it is so big I cant even fit it in me. His cock is so big that when it is hard you cant tell if it is the Burj Khalifa or his penis.
by MonkeyMan69420Weed August 13, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.
by thelovelylittleladylamb April 9, 2011
Get the Jordan Beansmug. Normally loves anime and is very social and funny to friends but is depressed and can't deal with life.
by Jxrdz. May 12, 2020
Get the Jordanmug.