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Turtle Porn

A word commonly associated with the YouTuber MojoOnPC who is well known for being late to his CSGO competitive match's because he's too busy jerking off in the toilet watching Turtle Porn
'I think Jordan has a Turtle Porn addiction'
by Who is Mojo u ask July 28, 2016
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Porn Boxie

The terms "Porn Boxie" refers to the methods used by Adult Film Production Companies, wherein they use Misleading-Titles And/Or Incorrect Video-Covers; for the purposes of (Intentionally) misleading consumers into buying their videos.
I Wonder What Involutions Will Come Into Effect In The Next 20 Years? I See A World Free Of Crime And Suffering. I See A World Where Everyone Lives In Harmony. I See A World Where Companies Will No Longer Use Porn Boxie To Trick People. So When I Buy an Adult DVD Named "All Asian Chicks";There Will Be At Least 1 Asian Chick In The Movie! What A Wonderful Future That Will Be!
by the2ndflood January 30, 2010
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Porn Night

A night of the week where it is a mutual, but indirect, agreement where a group of people all decide to look at and post porn, whether it be for humor or not.
"I wonder what night of the week will be porn night."
"Last time I checked, it was Sunday."
by Dadyzlilgurl4645 October 9, 2016
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porn star

Someone who has sex on camera for money. More often than not it is a person who had a terrible childhood, probably consisting of drug ridden and/or abusive parent(s) or being the victim of numerous rapes. They use sex to fill the empty void in their life because they have no other way of gaining satisfaction. Some people like to argue its normal because sex is natural, but these people are morons who should be sterilized for the benefit of all humanity. They fail to understand what effect psychology has on human sexuality because, as stated in the previous sentence, they are complete idiots and should be sterilized against their will. Or killed. Preferably killed so people like me don't have to know they exist.
Porn stars like to pretend their life doesn't suck, but in reality they have incredibly low self esteem and are mostly drug addicts. How fortunate for them we live in a completely idiotic society that thinks their behavior is normal.
by happy misanthropist May 5, 2013
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Porn Shop

Jon - "I went to the porn shop yesterday."

Kevin - "What did you get? Or were you just checking it out?"

Jon - "I got a porn movie and a magazine. There's a lot of freaky stuff in that store though..."
by AFiiziii July 31, 2010
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Walrus Porn

When two or more large black women "go at it in bed" or have sex on camera and post it online for an audience to watch.
Person 1: "Dude I just watched some hot walrus porn."

Person 2: "That's pretty messed up, man."
by Raskeet Onyamum aka Royden January 2, 2014
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Porn-Age

The current era of time where all people, male and female, are glued to thier computers, (usually by some sort of ejaculate) in a massive addiction to pornographic images.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Maria, she hasen't left her room in days.
Guy 2: She just sits there every day screwing with her Pornhole.
Guy 1: Yep, she's stuck there, I guess she decided to join the Porn-Age.
by upmost777 January 7, 2012
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