Jerk it to your partner day

SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!

Guy: dude you gonna participate in Jerk it to your partner day?
Guy 2: already did man.

by retrowand May 2, 2025

Shame Jerk

1. Masturbating with tranquillity until you finish, then you feel immediate shame for jerking off/ jerking in (if female)

2. Jerking off the something that gives you shame (Hentai, loli porn, BDSM)

Man 1: Hey dude, I think I had a Shame Jerk yesterday. Everything was going good until I finished and then I realized jerking off to loli porn is not ok!

Man 2: same thing happens to me when I bust, except I always feel shame for doing such a disgraceful act while looking at a picture of my sister

by Facts Rap December 19, 2021

Jerk battle

A type of challenge where two people get together and start jerking both of there meat like crazy, until someone busts. The person who busts first looses.

“Wanna have a jerk battle?” “Sure!”
“Bro I beat this old man in a jerk battle, he jerked so hard he turned his own life support off”

by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025

Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk

When your significant other twerks on you and works your weiner with hand sanitizer while listening to Lil Durk.

My wife of 7 years gave me Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

gym jerk

The motion people do when they're shaking up a protein powder in water/milk and they jerk the bottle everywhere

"What's that guy doing?"
"Oh, he's gym jerking"

by InHoc Urban June 8, 2015

Jerk-Of-Trade

Someone who is a professional at one thing, but sucks with everything else. Usually refers to athletes or some competitors that are at the top of their game, but can't seem to figure out how to not be shitty people.

So Shane "Shakey" Bryne is a helluva racer and won first place, but blasting champagne up the cheerleaders skirt goes to show that he's nothing but an asshat and a Jerk-Of-Trade.

by OmaDei March 29, 2021

Fact-Jerking

When people tweak facts with opinions.

You are fact-jerking again. "You think I want to mislead you into thinking that mother Earth has round curves, despite the flatness that you see, right?"

by ickylucre January 20, 2021