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After Tea Merchant

Lads: hen? Are you coming online?
Hen: after my tea
Lads: hen you’re such an “after tea merchant
by Geezer62364 January 11, 2021
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Peat Lemon Tea

Magic mushroom tea, made to taste better by adding a liberal dose of lemon juice.
Just dossed up a batch of Peat Lemon Tea, would you like some Tennyson?
by The Mads November 24, 2020
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Boston Tea Party

Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.
History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.

History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
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Ben Collins Tea

Sweet Tea and Whiskey (preferably a cheep canadian brand)
measure 3 parts tea to one part whiskey. Named after its inventor and famous proponent Ben Collins. Named due to the drink, and its benefactor's incredible smoothness, deceptive sweetness, subtle bite, and renown ability to get you fucked up.

Acceptable other names include, "Collins Tea", "BC Tea", and when made with Black Velvet, "Velvet Tea".
Sarah has had 3 Ben Collins Tea's tonight and she is wasted
by Franklin4 May 15, 2011
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Lipton Tea Moment

An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."
Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.

Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.
by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014
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vanilla chi tea

1.) A type of tea brewed with roots and various spices flavored with vanilla extract

2.) A slang term for a lighter skinned person of Asian decent
lighter skinned Chinese person enters a convenience store**

Dark skinned African American:(to his Hispanic friend)* "Look at this vanilla chi tea coming in like he owns the place..."

lighter skinned Chinese person: "I do own this place. Now buy something or get out!"
by darnlljones February 10, 2015
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Your teas oot!

`Your teas oot`, as in, Your meals getting cold, Your late.., & in trouble. Used often by neds in gang fights in 60`s/70`s to warn a beating or chibbing was imminent
McCafferty, Your teas oot! (then quickly followed by violence. Used most eloquently by the legend Frankie Miller in `Just a boys game`, film/play)
by Contumax October 28, 2022
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