I'm a shoe

When you don't care

Person1: Yooo, I got a new car!!!
Person2: I'm a shoe

by Vakhluev December 13, 2024

Bosnian Shoe Shine

Using a pair of severed feet, from a living or dead person, to give yourself a foot job.

Young Charles had an issue satisfying his foot fetish and finding women. He instead had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.

by Ricky Butch November 29, 2024

Shoes

Dog food

Dogs eat shoes

by Shrek the Justin March 28, 2023

elvish shoes

Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Fanboys and fangirls love being stomped on by him and his magnificent elvish shoes while he WRYYYs.

-Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO

by MUstarDmAn1867 May 21, 2020

Show shoes

Excessively high heels. Mainly worn by exotic female dancers

That girl know its too early for them Show shoes clear heels

by Big Teaa January 10, 2017

bozo clown shoes

Someone who fights alongside every trendy social media issue, but only shares memes for social clout and doesn’t actually do anything.

That bozo clown shoes is calling me racist for not sharing #BLM memes

by Mr sparkle March 6, 2023

Bloodstains on my cinderella shoes

Guilty as charged

-Have you ever regretted something?
-There are bloodstains on my cinderella shoes!

by Vvb July 11, 2018