tossing my salad

To masturbate oneself or another

I'm going to tossing my salad now

by Vhscan January 13, 2021

Plausible Deniability Salad

1. A salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn't look like a total glutton to everyone around them.
2. Any act undertaken in order to hide one's true intentions.

1. I went to the buffet last night, but I ate some plausible deniability salad before heading for the wings, tacos, and steak.
2. Right before I porked your mom, I told her how sorry I was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 East German Women's Sumo Wrestling Champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. All I really cared about was getting it on with her.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 30, 2011

Salad Tricks

To put salad in your're asshole, or any other oriface, and make a near-by person eat it out ( good with dressing)

"Hey april, while in grinding my cock in your butt, c'mon over here and show me some salad tricks".

by pincter_sphincter October 25, 2004

gods salad dressing

spunk,spaff,jism,baby gravy,mucky spud water,gentlemans relish

need i say more

by jesus June 25, 2003

toss my salad

a gay guy who loved his balls played with by a nother guy an they make out in the process.

hey baby im horny u want 2 toss my salad as we kiss 4 hours?

by Jizzing in ur pants December 23, 2009

angry taco salad

when you fuck a fat mexican women while shes covered in salad dressing

Tom: wheres celena
Jim: I gave her a angry taco salad, so shes cleaning up
Tom: oh ok

by kakaweewee November 9, 2009

Sumter salad toss

A sexual act in which you insert salad into either a girl's vagina or anus and then proceed to mercilessly pound either of the said cavities in which the salad is present in order to fill her with your personal brand of 'ranch dressing' and she then proceeds to excrete the yummy meal into your open mouth.

Dude, I was so hungry last night I gave that bitch the sumter salad toss

by dumpstermonkey October 10, 2008