Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 11, 2011

Pump Snuggler

Slang for a speedo or other snug fitting bathing suit. Probably a derivative of plum smuggler but with alternative connotations suggestive of snuggling one's pump

Tell me it's not the first time that dude wore his pump snuggler out in public.

by arturobelano May 21, 2010

Pumped up Kicks

An upbeat song written by Foster The People, with dark lyrics addressing the mental health of those in less fortunate circumstances; example being kids living with divorced or abusive parents.

Person 1: bro, have you ever really thought about what Pumped up Kicks is about?

Person 2: isn’t it about a kid with mental health problems?

Person 1: yeah, that’s what it’s about.

by Robert McBlankington October 20, 2020

illuminati lil pump

Illuminati is a song by Lil Pump and Anuel AA that went viral and got a lot of hate

Person 1: have you heard illuminati Lil pump X Anuel AA ?

Person 2: yeah men is a piece of shit

Person 1: shut up the fk up its a great song esskeetit brrr

by Yessir 123 November 24, 2021

Prime the pump

When a woman puts a condom on male genitalia before having sex.

Every good love should know how to prime the pump.

by Skegle king March 13, 2023

pump piece

A girl who is repeatedly shagged hard. Pumping motion, I pumped her hard

I pumped her hard when we fucked, such a pump piece

by Wideboy55 May 11, 2015

Pump and Treat

The act where one Guy cums into another person's rectum and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen to lick the jizz up.

Environmental Engineer: "We had a leakage the other day... Had to initialize a pump and treat..."
Other guy: "Yeah I feel you. Gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat this morning."
Environmental Engineer: "Dude, that's not even close to what i meant, you're gross!"

by bertyvogt August 10, 2018