phone paralysis

The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.

They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.

John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?

Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."

John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"

Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"

John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!

by Urban Englander June 20, 2009

Phone savy

Knowing more about a phone then you let on

You kids think I’m so dumb when I’m actually phone savy

by Dxja_vu January 18, 2019

i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.

Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.

by Loriemplism November 21, 2021

Faggot-phone

An apple Iphone thats bedazzled.

Have you seen my faggot-phone. I lost it in Boulder.

by Ghost of Paul Revere November 26, 2023

Aung Phone Pyae

A burmese guy , who usually has a six pack but its not tall (well define built body)

Person 1: Wow your abs are rock hard
Aung Phone Pyae: Yeah i do situps everyday

by Alanverto November 23, 2023

Phone

Its a Gadget used on an everyday bases that you cant live without

Liam:i got so many likes on this post,what did you post?
Denisa:i havent posted anything on my phone Today

by Naomi the rat January 17, 2021

Phone Blind

When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it

When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind

by Katy Pig October 7, 2018