Straight Line Simulator

Mario Kart World.

Why play on actual racetracks when you can play a straight line simulator between those racetracks?

by JPLangley September 16, 2025

Pseudo plot-line

When a series of skits or sections are arranged to follow a plot-line.

Person A: Have you seen that rising comedy channel recently?
Person B: Yeah, but his videos are executed differently than they were a few years ago.
Person A: Oh really?
Person B: Back when I first watched them, they followed an actual plot-line. Now the videos only follow a pseudo plot-line.

by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018

Ding Ma Line

get someone to ring you

1.Im Goingg Out Ding Ma Line
2.Okok Ill Ring Yhu Later

1.Im Going Out Ring Me
2.Okay Ill Ring Yhu

by Kayteh'Bubsz :] May 23, 2008

Mendozay Line

When your fantasy baseball team is under .200 in batting average and under .700 in OPS

Damn my team trash as hell this week, putting up a Mendozay line.

by jewlife May 21, 2024

trout line

when a young woman in her perhaps late 20s to early 30s is looking for multiple men above the age of 40 for sexual reasons

she is such a trout line already flirting with 4 dads

by #real experience June 3, 2018

Hard lines

Bad luck, usually not due to ones own fault.

Footballer 1: *Pass gets intercepted*
Footballer 2: “That’s hard lines”

by NotInferno045 January 21, 2022

Cake line

The single line of cocaine you bring to an event that features food on which you’ll over-indulge unless you use it before mealtime to suppress your appetite.

Wow, if I hadn't brought that cake line, I’d have definitely eaten that entire bowl of French onion dip.

by lrhl October 1, 2022