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Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)
"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"
by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015
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pity shit

When a fucker dismisses something upsetting that's happened to you in order to proclaim their own "shittier" experience.

Major pity party.
Pete: I tried to tell Rebecca about my terrible night but she just kept pity shitting on me.

Doris: What a cunt.
by just pete October 7, 2020
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[shit] [stranded]

To be left high and (not so) dry in a time of urgent need.
Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been shit stranded in a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.

A.K.A. wayward wipers
by Dr. K.B. August 30, 2008
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shit dammit

Words used by fictional surfing legend Lance Burkhart (played by Laird Hamilton) in the 1987 film "North Shore," when a lull in the waves occurs during a competition.

Used when either term alone is insufficient in expressing extreme disappointment or anger .
Shit dammit!!! GRRRRRRR!!!! I NEED this win!!
by Shagwell April 16, 2008
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gorgon shit

Sally: Hey Dan I got a three cheese lasagna
Dan: Sally there’s two cheeses on this lasagna that’s Gorgon shit.
by Daszbin December 22, 2019
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air shitting

Poofing out dung particles airborne. No bueno etiquette. Otherwise known as farting or ass smoke.
Stop air shitting in my car bro. I'm calling Obama.
by munko July 14, 2014
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Fucking and shitting

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.
If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.
by Cecil Wood June 25, 2018
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