by shizzle makizzle October 21, 2003
Get the black wack mug.The redneck version of Chuck Norris. He is more recognizable, respectable, and more omnipotent. He does not date ugly women, even sugar mamas. He can imbibe an infinite amount of beer before he becomes drunk. He is an exellent golfer, the best in whichever state he is currently occupying. He was in Korea, even if he's in his 20's or his 90's. He knows more about every single SEC football team than everyone else in the world. He becomes an owner of a pub simply by drinking there. He usually has a shrill, nigh feminine laugh, but a staredown that will make your head explode. He is probably only about 5 feet and a half tall, but he'd wipe the floor with your candy-tail. He should have a tattoo on one of his arms (usually right), which is always a dangerous creature, that comes alive and strikes at his command. He can kill you by drinking himself to your death. He hates blacks, but his GMC truck is sittin' on twenty-fo' dubbs. And if you say anything to him about it, he will erase your existence from ever having happened. He is more man than you could ever believe. His father most likely had the name of a dog. He killed Koreans for a living. He uses babies as gasoline. He has pink short-shorts. They're awesome.
You: My God!
Randy Black: Actually, just call me Randy
Randy Black: Beer sobers me.
Randy Black: Mas cervesas, barmaid!
Randy Black: Yes, I myself am rhetorical.
Randy Black: Actually, just call me Randy
Randy Black: Beer sobers me.
Randy Black: Mas cervesas, barmaid!
Randy Black: Yes, I myself am rhetorical.
by im not t dubb August 9, 2009
Get the Randy Black mug.A drink drank by black men who are trying to fit in with their white friends. It consists of an emptied out White Claw® can filled up with Colt 45®.
Cody: Yo Jamal, you need another White Claw bro?
Jamal: Yeah bro, toss it here but I need to go to the bathroom real quick.
Jamal (in a hushed tone): Yo Tyrese, where'd you hide the Colt at? I need to make me a Black Claw.
Jamal: Yeah bro, toss it here but I need to go to the bathroom real quick.
Jamal (in a hushed tone): Yo Tyrese, where'd you hide the Colt at? I need to make me a Black Claw.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 6, 2019
Get the Black Claw mug.1. a high level gamer, considered by some to be the alpha and omega of not only PvP content but also the world,
2. a person or thing of immense power
2. a person or thing of immense power
verb:
1. the black pearl just klepto'd all of those noobs
2. A police officer once pulled The Black Pearl over for a RBT...luckily, the police officer left only with a warning.
1. the black pearl just klepto'd all of those noobs
2. A police officer once pulled The Black Pearl over for a RBT...luckily, the police officer left only with a warning.
by Prophet of the pearl February 6, 2019
Get the The Black Pearl mug.The use of conjuring spells through satanic or morbid means. Usually involves summoning evil spirits or sacrifice.
by Naimad808 January 5, 2019
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by effruyant noir January 10, 2017
Get the spooky black mug.The real hero in the story, the anti-simp, the woman-beater(lol), the remedy to the infamous White-knight. These people are the true knights, they will always fuck over white knights and simps.
person 1 (white knight): ughuhgugh that girl is so hot im going to simp for her in this FFA game and make sure no one touches her
person 2 (black knight): stupid female, die.
person 1 (white knight):OMG WTFF/!??!! YOU KILLED THE QUEEN!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 2 (black knight): die, white-knight. bring as many of your friends as you need, you're all dogshit at this game and you can't even win in a fucking 5v1, absolute garbage, teaming in a fucking FFA match, imagine how embarassing that must be lol
person 1 (white knight): URHUGRHGRURHGRUH MY SIMP PRIDE FUCK YOU REPORTED AND BLOCKEED UHGUHGUGHUHG
person 2 (black knight): stupid female, die.
person 1 (white knight):OMG WTFF/!??!! YOU KILLED THE QUEEN!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 2 (black knight): die, white-knight. bring as many of your friends as you need, you're all dogshit at this game and you can't even win in a fucking 5v1, absolute garbage, teaming in a fucking FFA match, imagine how embarassing that must be lol
person 1 (white knight): URHUGRHGRURHGRUH MY SIMP PRIDE FUCK YOU REPORTED AND BLOCKEED UHGUHGUGHUHG
by Artorias#3666 May 6, 2020
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