monkey fucking

Attempting to fuck while wearing clothes.

Alyssa and Chad were monkey fucking in the bedroom because they were scared about getting caught with their clothes off when Alyssa's mom showed up to pick her up.

by Yo dude it's me January 28, 2007

Sand Monkey

A camel riding, towel headed, goatfucking terrorist. They beat their wife and kill fags.

Those goddam sand monkeys 🐵 👳🏾 ♂️tried to blow up another building

by VlAdAmIr PuТiN May 3, 2018

Aids Monkey

aids monkey: a racial slur for African Americans. Derived from aids being common in Africa and the fact that black people are like monkeys. Usually used towards an African American male.

"Dog on Aids monkey in his gold Cadillac!"

by colin&starrs slur solutions January 20, 2009

Space monkey

A song by Placebo, track 4 on the album "Meds."

Space monkey in the place to be...

We're sewn together
She's born to mesmer
Beside, astride her
I'd die inside her
It's far too sacred
Don't ever fake it
And don't
Don't
Don't let me down
Like you let me down before

by subxavier May 21, 2006

Monkey Shines

The act of behaving like a black person (acting ghetto, stupid, ignorant or committing crimes)

That dirty dude's Monkey Shines Dun got his azz arrested.

by mrdudeman1122 March 25, 2010

monkey spunk

A cream colored oil used to clean and preserve metal gun parts.

slap a little of that there monkey spunk on my barrel, would ya there Brucey.

by militia_maniac May 27, 2004

spanking the monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018