Jon-Michael

Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.

We don’t stand a chance with these girls if Jon-Michael is on the scene.

by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021

michaels rizz

A mythical phenomenon that people have claimed to see but is not actually real

person 1: Is that michaels rizz?
person 2: Don’t be silly, there’s no such thing.

by rizzologyPhd April 21, 2023

Michael Jacksoning

When your skin color changes

"I got a skin disease and the Michael Jacksoning is happening"

by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021

krombopulos michael

An insect assassin from the tv show "Rick and Morty"

"You have arrived at, KROMBOPULOS MICHAEL"

by RagingFlame August 9, 2017

Michael H

“Life is too short and time is too fast”

Get that girl bro life is too short and time is too fast. YOLO
Michael H- live your life

by Living like mike August 29, 2022

Michael Gonads

That one friend who is using any excuse to grab your genitals, or gonads. He is Oigers worst enemy.

Watch out for that guy, he'll getchya, a real Michael Gonads this one

by Plonky4 November 4, 2022

michael boone

michael boone is one sexy man who despises milk bags. he also known as bald baby.

person 1: omg is that a bald baby?

person 2: no it’s just michael boone

by baylenslevinee May 1, 2020