Matthew drinkwater

A kind of weird guy who smells really bad. He has anger issues and abuses dogs and loves his fake blonde hair. Once you get to know him he’ll probably start cussing you out and make you feel bad about yourself. Some people even say he hasn’t showered in months. Also addicted to fortnite so ladies he’s probably not a good idea

Have you heard of that fortnite sweat loser?

Matthew drinkwater?

YES

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024

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Matthew

someone who wants to wear your boyfriend’s skin

girl 1: i think i have a stalker.
girl 2: yeah, who?
girl 1: matthew.
girl 2: really? he seemed so quiet and content.

by minutemade002 February 29, 2024

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Matthew

Matthew is one of a kind. He has Sandy blue eyes and is to DIE FOR! AND I MEAN TO DIE FOR! He’s a really fast runner and is most of the time thinking about this one girl, called Jess. Her actual name is Jessica but, people always call her Jess for short. Only when she’s in trouble she gets call, JESSICA!

Josh:Omg, Matthew isn’t that the girl Jess/Jessica I was talking about?
Matthew:Yeah, she’s amazing!

by The love at first sight February 14, 2021

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The name Matthew comes from the bible. A Matthew is usually a "King" in bed and knows how to please a women without trying. He's VERY athletic and very sweet, a matthew also will usually not make friends unless he believes they will be good for him, or help him in the future with problems, matthew also is usually a guy who doesn't get to the point that well but when he does it's a shock that what he said. A Matthew is someone you should stay with forever and never leave and love unconditionally until your last breath. Matthew is amazingly perfect hands down.

Matthew is so perfect.

by Ms.Selena12345 September 14, 2018

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