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Napkin Math

Napkin Math is a two-party activity occurring during dinner in which a pen and napkin are used to discuss debates or questions about math. Napkin Math is a spontaneous activity started by discussions or questions and can take anywhere from a few minutes to around an hour.
Thanks to the Napkin Math my brother and I did yesterday, I am prepared for today's math lesson.
by TheChris2009 November 3, 2022
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Maths=Hell

1.Why would i need maths?
2.Im gonna be a mermaid that swims in the ocean with the homies(the dolphins).
3.Stream Dolphin
da🐬da🐬da🐬da
-Hey do you know that Maths=Hell?
-Hell ya bish
by chekmedjeto ti da eba November 3, 2020
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Math

A subject that makes you want to commit suicide.
My friend Bob is now dead because I think he did too much math.
by MileHighBronco/MathHater May 13, 2020
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German Math Teacher

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.
Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher
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Math delicious

When someone is very attractive and you are willing to suffer for them
No they're just looking very veryy math delicious!
by Jackbox212 January 24, 2024
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quick maths

Used when someone makes an incorrect calculation to point out their mistake/make fun of them. Comes from Big Shaq's legendary FITB. Also stylized as quick mafs.
1: "1500 times 10 over 50 that's what... 3000?"
2: "Quick maths"
by Neeky Gerd January 27, 2020
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Beer coaster maths

It is associated with basic/rough figures traditionally done on the back of a beer coaster at a pub while drinking.

An example might be mates working out the cost of a fishing trip, so "Fuel will be about $100, bait about $50, accom about $200 and good about $200". So rough/approximate figures.
According to my beer coaster maths, it would be about $500. But if you want a more accurate number I'd obviously have to look it up, speak to the suppliers etc.
by Damian W November 17, 2016
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