Abby:so... we’ve been hanging out for a while now,but you haven’t told me if you are straight?
Emerson:umm... let me google what I am ,oh here it is I am three quarters lesbian!
Abby:oh ok, thanks.
Emerson:umm... let me google what I am ,oh here it is I am three quarters lesbian!
Abby:oh ok, thanks.
by copelily82 =) you got it September 4, 2018
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Other being: "Dang, girl. You got yourself a dollar store Lesbian."
Lesbian: I want Lesbians.
Mom: We have Lesbians at home.
Lesbians at Home: Are straight.
Other being: "Dang, girl. You got yourself a dollar store Lesbian."
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Mom: We have Lesbians at home.
Lesbians at Home: Are straight.
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Person 2: Ur mom gay
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Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian
Person 3: *Falls down in a eternal coma with no end*
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Person 2: Ur mom gay
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