italian tired 

euphamism meaning high; when italians get tired their eyes get red

My buddy Johnny is always italian tired, but he never gets caught cuz of those italian eyes

italian tired by italian~ice March 1, 2023

Italian rage cage 

When you and a group of friends pass a bunch of espresso around the table and everyone takes a shot. Typically performed prior to cramming for an assignment or project late at night

"If we're gonna get this done before tomorrow we gotta do an Italian rage cage first, I'm fading fast"

Italian rage cage by BagelsMan March 13, 2023

Italian Loafers 

The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body

Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.

Italian Loafers by HyperIntake13 April 5, 2023

Italian Ass Wedge 

When a group of Italians get in a conga line and shove pizza slices in eachother's asses.

I saw the great Italian Ass Wedge yesterday in rome.

Italian Ass Wedge by Aferly April 5, 2023

Italian fork

When one shoves pasta in there but hole and lets it marinade for a day. Then forks it out in a twirling motion the poop being the perfect sauce.

He aldo you should try the Italian fork dish. Me and my lady loved the sauce and the noodle was so marinated.

Italian fork by Freezedry69 April 28, 2023

italian brown bess 

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

italian brown bess by CIAButNot May 14, 2023

iTalian 

An Apple product disguising itself as a nationality inhabiting the country of iTaly, also an Apple-created fabrication. iTalians are really spaghetti-powered war machines programmed to kill anyone eating Hawaiian pizza on sight.

Benito Mussolini did not actually orchestrate any invasions. The iTalians had not been fully developed, and thus Mussolini was forced to make little people out of sticks.

iTalian by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023