NEW STATE MOBILE

An uncommon form of birth control. When used by a male he will never be able to make a woman pregnant.

Boy: hey Shawty wanna see my recoil control in NEW STATE MOBILE?

Girl: *gags and leaves*

by Campingnoob July 14, 2022

Standard Fetal Medicine Contaminated The State Of Flint: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Standard Fetal Medicine Contaminated The State Of Flint: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

United States Of America

Some would say that those planes were hijacked on September 11th 2001, well I’d argue that the United States was hijacked.

Damn, it’s really a shame what’s happening to the United States of America. It’s really starting to look like Afghanistan. Only this time the terrorists are the CIA.

by Bill Jiden September 12, 2023

Stating

Intentionally delaying winning a match in a video game to artificially inflate your stats.

Player 1: Don't capture the flag yet
Player 2: Why not? Are we stating this round?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm trying to get my K/D above 3.5 by this weekend.

by DeathPenalty October 18, 2022

State Collage Area High School

State collage area high school is a high school made in 1894 the majority of the students from 2016-2019 seem to have made improvements, there is still the usual fucking and shit in the bathrooms and other shit. Most people end up with regular jobs while a few others either end up on top or at the very bottom. The collage is one of the best in the country and seems to be a high ranked collage among others . This high school is not like others, but the fighting and fucking and general high school shit continues to happen. Hope you make it out alive 😂👌

Person A “Man SCASD “State Collage Area High School” sucks ass”
Person B “Not if your smart, which most people aren’t”

by H3 Wh0 Kn0s August 29, 2019

Golden State Warriors

A team that loves to humiliate (or as they call it humble) other teams/players with their abundance of conventional wisdom.

The Golden State Warriors seem like kind of a mean spirited dynasty.

by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023

God state

Being able to manifest every detail on your reality. Having the confidence in knowing that everything will go your way, and anything that you want will "pop" into your existence right now.

I had an instant manifestation, I was in the God state.

by anonymous July 22, 2022