Nut Loaf

A cake of assorted nuts.

I could really go for a nut loaf right now.

by Bill Richardson February 06, 2008

sport nut

A sport nut is a person who is obsessed about his/her favorite sport(s).

-dude do you now when brazil won the world cup?
-you're kidding right?
-no bro.
-oh fuck man, Brazil won the world cup in 1958, 1962, 1970, 1994 and 2002. Don't you now that bro and i'm not finished in the last match.....
-calm down bro. You are a totally a sport nut.

by j@nn July 22, 2015

cumless nut

when someone jacks off and nothing more than precum comes out of the penis

James jacked off to porn and had a cumless nut.

by Mr.Pogostick February 21, 2009

nuts tight

1. an exclamation of extreme excitement when you're overcome with joy

2. an adjective used to describe something unbelievably insanely awesome

3. an adverb used to describe a feat that blows your mind and defies physics

1. (after sinking last cup in Beer Pong, or a game winning buzzer shot in basketball) Chad: "Nuts Tight!!!"
2. Pete: "Man I was at the zoo the other day and I had to peep this Red Panda that was insanely nuts tight!"
3. Pauly: "ohhh dang! Kyle's 180 barrelroll gainer was nuts tight for real!"

by TWreckz June 14, 2011

Soft Nut

ejaculation so premature, an erection isnt present

Lisa, I dont know what happened i just touched his leg and he busted a soft nut on me.

by IAmBlueSteel October 20, 2008

Dux nuts

A thing or situation that seems to be the best there is.
Dux: smartest person in a classroom
Nuts: His balls/testicles
It is Aussie slang

"His car is the Dux nuts"
"The computer I have is the Dux nuts"
"This holiday is the Dux nuts"

by trepidations February 20, 2009

Nut Film

The thick, gooey, creamy, hot layer of goop that accumulates upon one's nuts after months of neglecting to make an appointment for a Nut-Job.

1. Omg~! My nut film has gotten so thick and gooey that no nutter in town will peel it for me. Not even the nutters at South Hill Nut Salon.

by TheNutters2008 July 11, 2008