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Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.
"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"
by Luckiii November 5, 2011
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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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Books

Things you should be reading you illiterate FUCK WOD WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT BOOKS ARE ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU IDIOT
Benny; Hey Danny what are books

Danny : books are something you should read more off you stupid illiterate FUCK BENNY OMG
by Really long words February 3, 2018
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You cannot judge a book by its cover

You cannot judge the character or quality of something/someone just by looking at them.
You cannot judge a book by its cover; that girl you talked to is actually a very nice person.
by Kitter the Killer Kat C: January 10, 2016
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book

it is a BOOK
"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm man you seeeee that fine looking book."
"ya hommie i want to read it so much"
by wewwwewewewewwewew December 10, 2018
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book beast

A Book Beast is a kid that collect books, bookmarks, and book accessories for the sole purpose of impressing others. He or she buys famous book only because its famous book.
He bought this book only for flex, he doesnt want to read it, he is book beast.
by xafun November 21, 2019
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