Morning hood

A female’s version of morning wood.

I woke up this morning and had a case of the morning hood.

by Bronn22 May 18, 2022

Hood Pissed

extremely pissed off, so badly that you want to punch a bitch in the face.

Damn, I am hood pissed that bitch tried to steal my husband.

by pinheadlarrylookinass July 5, 2020

Hood individual

A person who lives in the hood, more specifically a black person.

That Hood individual stole my bike!

by Minecraft kid 199 March 10, 2024

hood

HOOD is not fun! HOOD quite scary! Don't go playin there! They ain't gon like you! White people BEWARE!!!!! BLACK PEOPLE COME HERE!!

Guy1: Man i was in the HOOD yesterday and I almost got shot!!
Guy2: Man what did i tell you! Stay outta there! White guys don't belong there!
Guy from the hood: He right man! You don't belong there!

by The correct defintion August 14, 2017

hood snag

Someone who called someone a hood snake after bidding on a blanket that you wanted but didn’t get because you were too late

Ur a hood snag don’t come near me

by My name and a pap pap August 22, 2020

the hood whore

Usually an ugly duckling who thinks she is hot shit. They get pregnant in high school by your local drug dealer who only sells grams of weed. She usually engages in sex for cigarettes and drugs. The hood whore is believed to be learned behavior(Usually gets it from her mama). The hood whore tends to brag about sleeping with men in relationships. She is usually in and out of your local county jail. She will brag about being crazy and petty. The hood whore has no motivation and bad hygiene. You can usually find your hood whore in a low budget hotel, the abortion clinic, your towns local bar, and the welfare office. She will brag about getting to a “bag”(check) while working 22 hours a week making $8.55 a hour. The hood whore is usually infested with STI’s.

Sean- I have to go get checked out. I herd Brittany had a STI. I slept with her without a condom on and I’m freaking out!

Tori- that’s what you get for having unprotected sex with the hood whore. She sleeps with everyone bro.

by The realist woman November 16, 2017

Hood Friend

A friend that wears a hood.

"My friend is wearing a hood now, I guess he's called the hood friend now ahahahahah? *gets shot*"

by anonymous June 2, 2023