Woke Home Invasions

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.

I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.

by jondich October 22, 2023

home wreaker

a person who fucks a taken person

you are a home wreaker bitch

by mr.takeurbitch November 7, 2023

Home-aggedon

When you're extended family visits and all hell breaks loose, leaving the home a barren wasteland of depravity

Kevin: "Buzz, I hate you and everyone else in this family"

Buzz: "STFU and eat my pants, you twerp"

Kevin: "This isn't hell... this is home-aggedon"

by Jack's Pepper Cheeze January 6, 2024

Home run

When one uses their penis as a baseball bat and smashes a falling birds nest when erect

Bro watch this, I’m gonna totally hit these pigeon eggs home run style

by CalmDownRobbo January 31, 2024

Please go home

Get out of my house

Please go home

by Hitmantheman February 8, 2024

For rizzles my home slides

Used like for real but with more energy

Ava:he's famous

Aidan:forFor rizzles my home slides

by J9eed-the-realz.com November 23, 2023

Momma's home made tea

When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.

Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023