first served, first come

A play on the words "first come, first served" which appears on a banner advertising the "Temple of Eros Annual Orgy and Buffet" in the Mel Brooks film "History of the World, Part I".

I was searching for the classic film "One girl, two cups" when I stumbled on this phrase, which appears during a scene set at a Roman bazaar/ "First served, first come" at an orgy is humorously playing on the original phrase "first come, first served" in retail or the related "first in, first out" in accounting or computing science.

by bitchuck September 1, 2025

First Responder Moment

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.

Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment

by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025

First Time Hot

Someone who didn't grow up conventionally attractive and now in adulthood they've become attractive and don't know how to handle the attention.

"He act's like a first time hot the way he will entertain and engage with anyone for attention even if he's not interested in them"

"It's the way she brags about the amount of people that slide into her dm's, it's like this is her first time being hot"

by TheMilkyMom September 30, 2025

First Chair Syndrome

(band) It's when an instrument is frequently super sharp.

"You all have First Chair Syndrome, pull out from your barrel 1st clarinets.".

by blep5607 October 20, 2025

first bite of cake/bite of cake

(First bite of cake): getting your first peace of pussy or first time eating someone ass
(Bite of cake): getting pussy or eating someone ass out

What was ur first bite of cake/bite of cake like?

by Juggandsuicide November 25, 2025

First Spin Johnson

FIRST SPIN JOHNSON

(noun / verb — peak internet slang)

Definition:
When someone absolutely cooks on their very first try, pulling off a win so stupidly lucky that everyone around them questions reality. A First Spin Johnson is the kind of beginner’s luck that feels like cheating — zero skill, zero experience, maximum disrespect to everyone who actually tries.

Vibe Check:
✨ First attempt
💥 Instant W
🤡 Victim of success (thinks they’re him now)

• “He full ported his Solana into his first meme coin and caught a ripper. First Spin Johnson behavior.”
• “First spin on the slot and you smack the bonus. Certified First Spin Johnson moment.”
• “Buddy tried sports betting for the first time and hit a 7-leg parlay like it was scripted. Absolute First Spin Johnson chaos.”

by First Spin Johnson December 1, 2025

first smartphone generation

This slang term refers to the first generation of children to grow up with smartphones, who are commonly born between 2000 and 2040. Hence, this behavioral requirement to get more screen time from parents, is the strictest during this time span*.

*compared to any era prior of after

Being part of the first smartphone generation means I basically learned to walk with a tablet in one hand and a phone in the other—my parents were super strict about screen time, but it didn't stop me from gaming and scrolling all day!

by Emotional Cruiser December 4, 2025