Fruit Punch

When one mixes various fruit flavoured lubes and begins fisting their partner.

I gave my girlfriend a fruit punch in the ass as she sat on my face.

by Pizzaboy58 December 20, 2017

Low-hanging fruit farmer

Informal term for someone who only engages with easy, less challenging opportunities, while ignoring greater yet more difficult opportunities.

Etymology: Derived from the metaphor of "low-hanging fruit" representing effortless tasks or gains. Farmers, in this context, are individuals solely focused on these readily available options.

The marketing team are just a bunch of low-hanging fruit farmers, always chasing the latest trend instead of building long-term strategies.

by ubershmekel January 20, 2024

sudden fruiting

when u shove a fruit up your ass

Dude! You need to try sudden fruiting!

by jeek620 June 27, 2022

Salon Fruit

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...

by uniPORN February 23, 2009

Small Fruit, 3 P.M.

(Noun)
Antonym of "Big Apple, 3 A.M.", indicating a small village or settlement that has been lived by a few (merely with no government). Some Monarchies use a Castle centre and use a viscount, which will govern the castle, and the small city settlement.

Other Size Adjective Food Nouns}, 12 hour time, are:
Medium Sandwich, 9 P.M./A.M. - refers to a medium city (e.g. Yazd, Iran)
Large Noodle, 4 A.M. - refers to a traditional east asian town, that is big.
Colossal Date, 12 A.M. - refers to the most popular city of the religion
Any Size Beer, 1 P.M. - refers to any town in german countries that allow beer

Robert: So, Adam, Where were you originated from?
Adam: I think i originated from a "small fruit, 3 p.m." From the USA, which was west of Detroit (leading to windsor and canada)
Seraphina: I also originated from a "small fruit, 3 p.m."

by mrbeast539275 July 28, 2025

Rotten Fruit

Something that was once beautiful and sweet that is now rotten and foul. Usually referring to feelings for someone.

Friend: Hey bro, why don't you talk to Shy anymore
Me: Thing took a turn for the worse with us.
Friend: Rotten Fruit

Me: Yeah...

by Full Metal Malcolm X November 10, 2018

horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016