dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.

I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.

by Ohhboii April 17, 2019

Dirtball

A dirtball is people like collin reilly and gavin maher. They smell like shit and they are dirty as fuck

Dude your such a dirtball

by Dirtball101 August 2, 2019

Dirt sauce slump

When a person drinks too much alcohol or smokes too much weed and can not stand on their own.

One who is down for the count as they say.

Get Jerome out of the bar man, he’s dirt sauce slumped!

by Dirtsauceslump October 15, 2019

Dictor

Big dick. Sleep paralysis. Goat dad. Will steal your wife. Fortune cookie at its best.

Damn Dictor is one hot bitch.

by AnalPancho November 27, 2019

dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.

Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?

by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019

Dilton

It means your gay.

Typically used by children when bullying other children.

“Miltons a Dilton, Miltons a Dilton”, they all chanted.

by MrYellow222 December 17, 2019

dirt bridge

To have a bowel movement of the solid variety.

Aaron: I can’t talk right now, building a dirt bridge.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.

by Verakk December 17, 2019