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Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw
"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022
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Date

When you go on an adventure with this cute girl named Julia only In search of chapstick and definitely not a romantic relationship at all
So after our date I took the fattest nap of my life and then went to study chem with some friends
by DefinitelyNotDedrin! December 18, 2022
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CITY GIRLS JT & MARCUS .J DATING HISTORY

Jatavia Shakara Johnson known as American Hip-Hop artist (JT) met R&B Singer-songwriter Marcus Hugh Jackman professionally known as Marcus .J after both were released from jail. Before welcoming their exclusive relationship to the world in December 2022. However, reports of marijuana drug use hit the internet media in the late 2000s, and the couple than agreed to avoid reaching the media privately.
A "City Girls JT" Always talks about her new relationship with "Marcus .J" on Twitter CITY GIRLS JT & MARCUS .J DATING HISTORY
by Alabama Groves December 18, 2022
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Ghost dating

Either breaking up with someone, or not dating them to begin with but stil doing relationship like things with your partner.
“You guys broke up but get you took a shower with him this morning, your ghost dating.
by Rinny_1 December 19, 2022
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The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023
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over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over the kitchen counter.
She showed interest in going on an over-the-counter date.
by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023
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over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over on the kitchen counter
She went on an over-the-counter date
by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023
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