veronica's closet

A long, unflattering & shapeless calf-length sweater, usually black and belted. Ubiquitous female wardrobe item in the early 2000s.

"Did you see that girl wearing the f&*king veronica's closet? What is this, 2001?!"

by velvet rut September 1, 2009

closet nigga

A boy who lives in weslaco named omar loredo who likes banging homeless ebony bitches for fun... and jerking off to big black dicked trannys

"That biotch omar loredo is a God damn closet nigga dawg no doubt"

by Ruben Saenz April 6, 2003

closet slut

one who has sex secretly because they are secretly gay and either 1)dating an openly gay guy or 2) dating another closet slut

he always hangs out with that boy, its almost like hes a closet slut....

by scott December 30, 2004

closed

This is very similar to 'owned'.

A way to describe what happens when someone slights you, for example, when they do not return a greeting.

It can also mean when someone gets the better of you. The image is of having a door closed (not slammed) firmly and politely in your face.

- Did you ever get your video game back from Malcom?
- Nah, he closed me.
- Yeah, he is such a closer.

by Chioniso June 1, 2007

Closet Girlfriend

The girl at work that everyone rumors you with. The girl you are with when your wife thinks you are somewhere else doing work. The girl you spend what little free time you have with. The Hershey Pie from Burger King puts her in the best mood just cause it's so good!

John and his closet girlfriend had fun at the bar playing music on the jukebox while sipping an alcoholic beverage.

by Tabithaz February 15, 2010

Closet Theist

Noun – A person suffering cognitive dissonance over whether to keep their imaginary friend to themselves or come out and confirm to the world how retarded they truly are.

Despite intellectually knowing that god was a construct of man, Anna spent most her adult life as a closet theist hiding behind the claim of agnosticism. Deep down she really believed that one day she’d be departing to greener pastures to meet Joseph Smith, Freddie Mercury, Grandpa Bob, Jesus, Michael Jackson and the Easter Bunny.

by SmotherTeresa December 12, 2012

Closet Conservative

1) A male who hides his homosexuality by advocating strong conservative views.

2) Someone overcompensating for their sexuality by hating gays a little too much.

3) A baseball player.

"I know it seems crazy because he's sooo against gay marriage, but I'm pretty sure he's a closet conservative"

by TheWrangler May 26, 2009